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The ten commandments by order of the
holy hand grenade of Antioch

 

  1) THOU SHALT PAY BEFORE THY ENTER'S
 


English: Each visit will cost you the small sum of 3 Earthling British Pounds, Scummy Euro's
are not accepted and don't even think of trying to palm US Dollars onto us. This token amount
must be paid on the door, no money, no entry - simple.

 

  2) THOU SHALT RESPECT THY GAMING CLUB'S STUFF
   

 

English: All scenery and gaming boards have been produced for you, in return all we ask is
that you treat the provided items as if they were your own. If by chance you happen to mistreat
your own things, then do not treat ours in this way. Otherwise our very
own Zombie dragon will eat you.

 
  3) THOU SHALT ADHERE TO THE OPENING HOURS
   

 

English: We are open from 18:30 until 22:30 - please ensure that you allow enough time to
clear away all tables and boards before this time.
After this tome your handsome management team will turn into ugly ogres much like Cinderella
and you don't want to see that do you!

 
  4) THOU SHALT NOT MAKE A MESS
   

 

English: Mess, it is not required, any mess you make you are responsible for clearing up and
throwing away. The building must be left exactly how we found it, no exceptions!

 

  5) THOU SHALT NOT BE TOO BEARDY
   

 

English: Everybody has the desire to win, and we all want that perfect army, but please play
within the spirit of the game and if you cannot agree on an issue, simply speak to one of
the management team and they will assist in creating an amicable solution for both players.

 

  6) THOU SHALT NOT INTERFERE
   

 

English: Quite simply really, if you want to watch then watch, do not help or hinder in anyway.
By all means gasp in amazement as well laid plans go drastically wrong or cheer if the underdog
smites his foe, BUT DO NOT INTERFERE.

 

  7) THOU'S POSSESSIONS ARE THOU'S PROBLEM
   

 

English: Any possessions of yours are your responsibility, be it cases, models or personal effects.
If you damage or lose something the club accepts no responsibility for your loss.

 

  8) THOU SHALT NOT STEAL
   

 

English: Theft will not be tolerated in the slightest! In any sense of the meaning! If you are caught stealing you will be immediately ejected, never to return. Like the yeti in Monsters Inc.

 

  9) THOU SHALT BEHAVE!
   

 

English: It is a fun place, and we will encourage you to have fun at all times, however there is a
"line" and persistent swearing directed at any one individual, racism, sexism or bullying will not be tolerated and will be dealt with accordingly with the appropriate punishment administered.

 

  10) THOU SHALT HAVE FUN!
   

 

This is for you! you may feel the rules are harsh for a gaming club but they are there for one reason only and that is to achieve our primary objective..........

FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN!!!!

Enjoy.
     
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